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61 British Sentences That Will Confuse The Fuck Out Of Everyone Else

1. "It's not quite what I had in mind." – What the bloody hell is this?

2. "That's a bit off." – I will never forgive you for what you just said.

3. "Oh yes, he's a lot of fun." – He's an absolute nightmare.

4. "They're fine once you get to know them." – They're arseholes.

5. "It rings a bell." – I have no idea what you're talking about.

6. "Fancy a drink?" – Fancy staying out until 3am and waking up with your face glued to a kebab?

7. “We’re going on a date.” — We’re getting pissed together.

8. "I got a bit tipsy last night." – I drank 17 pints and then punched a police horse.

9. “Picnic” — Daytime piss-up.

10. “Barbecue” — Piss-up in the garden.

11. “It got a bit lively.” – The police were called.

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